How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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