i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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