3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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