did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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