ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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