My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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