Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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