? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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