Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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