guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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