I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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