idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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