I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
