did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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