you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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