Kiss
Puke
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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