I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
