I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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