He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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