Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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