She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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