It's like God shit irony all over that family
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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