i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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