I want to walk on stilts...naked
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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