It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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