You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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