check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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