Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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