How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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