you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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