Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick has a subreddit
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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