That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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