We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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