The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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