Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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