So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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