Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Did I show you my penis last night?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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