look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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