Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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