i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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