Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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