I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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