at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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