i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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