you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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