I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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