Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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