It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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