best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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