I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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