yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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