I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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