it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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