Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
