bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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