He asked me if I "almost moaned"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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