I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just high enough for therapy.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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