Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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