I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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