Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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